I saw his package. It spoke to me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.