Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

(404): View more from Georgia

Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(757): View more from Virginia

1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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(813): View more from Florida

His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.

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(914): View more from New York

My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We will go to karaoke

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.

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