Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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