I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.