North Korea, Best Korea!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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