seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So much Jack, so little girl.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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