Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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