why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
