not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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