I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
