He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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