That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
