So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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