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  • 8:19, they are but most granolaheads wear them. And a high concentration are from Oregon(like myself) haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • Ha, I'm from PA and I have mine in my Birkenstock box, too! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:50am
  • First person to thumbs down it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Man people shut up if you don't like it seriously no one cares. Being from Oregon, I love this, I think it's endearing and hilarious I cracked the hell up!!! To someone not from Oregon it's not funny, just like we would find a similar SoCal joke vapid and inane. This is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:41am
  • hey i did hear that oregon has the best weed :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:57am
  • Right next to his Granola.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:41pm
  • It makes me so happy that this person is from 818.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I fucking love you Oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29am
  • I'm a dude from San Francisco and I keep my weed in my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Was this supposed to be funny or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:52pm
  • haha he could have easily been from lawrence kansas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:21pm
  • I work in restaurants and birkenstock are the most popular kitchen no slip shoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:03pm
  • hahah hilarious, should be lyrics of a song or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:48pm
  • 1:40 masturbates with his own tears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:44pm
  • @ 1:50, I don't know what part of nc you went to, but they probably have the best weed In the united states, I guess you got some forty blunt weed or something because the chronic out there is the headiest shit in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:08am
  • I have lived in oregon my whole life, and i keep mine in a jar. I luh judgmental people : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:32pm
  • God, I love being an Oregonian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 1:47 shut the hell up please. They already knew he was from Oregon...the birkkenstocks just added to the mix. Everyone knows that ppl from the Northwest are hippies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:19pm
  • As a fellow proud Oregonian, I find it lasts better if you vacuum seal it before you put it in the Birkenstocks box. Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Only people from Oregon a proponents of Birkenstock? That's odd because I thought it was only people with orthopedic issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Dear person this is about; I want to fuck you. Love, 11:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:21pm
  • bahahahah i love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Wasssuuuupppppp WHOREGON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:05pm
  • I love being from oregon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:49am
  • gotta love oregon (: lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Yeahhh Oregon has the dankest chronic in the world!

    Submitted by saramm on Mar 10, 10 at 9:53pm
  • A jar is a better way to go....must be overflow, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:30am
  • Too fucking funny.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:22am
  • I'm from Oregon homeboy where the sun don't shine, but when it do we appreciate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:59pm
  • this is why I love the northwest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Oregon bud is fireeeew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:07am
  • hahaha its funny because they wear birenstocks in oregon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Wore birkies and tie-dye socks today while celebrating the solstice. I love Oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:45pm
  • lawlzing my face off.. pause not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:42pm
  • sums up the northwest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:08am
  • Ah you gotta love Oregon!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:09pm
  • I keep my shit on my night stand wake and bake broooooooooooooooklyn ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:43pm
  • haha I love the OP, that's fantastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:32am
  • Or boulder Colorado.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:39pm
  • YEA!! how did you know?!!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Last time I checked Birkenstock shoes were made in Germany, not Oregon. This is unfunny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:19pm
  • LOL @ 6:05PM ... I've lived in Oregon for the past 15 years and that's the first time I've heard "Whoregon". Now I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:28pm
  • looooove oregon so much, this is prolly one of the best oregon related texts i've seen on here xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:55am
  • Best place to hide weed: in the hard drive slot of a PS2 fat...survived several dorm room police inspections. Don't ask.

    Submitted by MovieGuru on Jun 2, 10 at 6:06am
  • I'm from Portland and I keep it in my Timbuk2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:38pm
  • Oregon is amazing. I agree with 1:41 Some people need to find a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:13am
  • I'm from Oregon and I keep mine in a baby wipe container. Is that bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Dear tfln, please get funny again. App is on verge of deletion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:48pm
  • This epitomizes everything I love about oregon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:23am
  • I'm from Oregon. We don't wear those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:09pm