david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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