Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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