Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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