His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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