i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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