Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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