You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
