So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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