im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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