nut hugger
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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