I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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