I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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