I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Betcha wish the unicycle was a menstrual cycle!
I see what you did there. Nice!
I see you're yet another product of America's fine program of sex education.
says the person who uses your instead of you're. self-contradictory much?
Because you slept with an entire Russian circus troup.
because it'll probably work better than jumping jacks.
Or... you could just get some Plan B?
Your better off getting a coat hanger. Idiots shouldn't breed.
Pot calling the kettle black much? o_O