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  • 89 50
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 28, 12 at 12:41pm

    Betcha wish the unicycle was a menstrual cycle!

    • 48 51
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 28, 12 at 6:06pm

      I see what you did there. Nice!

  • 73 65
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 28, 12 at 10:22am

    I see you're yet another product of America's fine program of sex education.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by falon142012 on Jan 28, 12 at 10:58am

    says the person who uses your instead of you're. self-contradictory much?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by libding on Jan 28, 12 at 12:43pm

    because it'll probably work better than jumping jacks.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 29, 12 at 12:34am

    Or... you could just get some Plan B?

  • 43 56
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 11:13pm

    Because you slept with an entire Russian circus troup.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by warshadow on Jan 28, 12 at 9:47am

    Your better off getting a coat hanger. Idiots shouldn't breed.

    • 46 41
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 28, 12 at 1:23pm

      Wow...

    • 45 50
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 28, 12 at 6:09pm

      Pot calling the kettle black much? o_O