that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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