Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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