i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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