i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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