so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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