it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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