Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
you never un-have a 4some
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