My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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