You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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