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(518): View more from New York

Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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(518): Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs? http://tfl.nu/bc57

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(845): View more from New York

I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.

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(845): I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick. http://tfl.nu/cye7

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

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that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

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that was hard to say and not laugh

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(847): what did you hear about me? (630): that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around (630): that was hard to say and not laugh http://tfl.nu/dwdl

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(301): View more from Maryland

seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...

(443): View more from Maryland

that's spring break in florida for ya

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(301): seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything... (443): that's spring break in florida for ya http://tfl.nu/f4zu

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.

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(256): Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay. http://tfl.nu/5ucl

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(973): View more from New Jersey

random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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(973): random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question. http://tfl.nu/ra0q

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(516): View more from New York

i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it

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(516): i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it http://tfl.nu/hj6c

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(917): View more from New York City

And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body

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(917): And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body http://tfl.nu/ilms

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(360): View more from Washington

I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.

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(360): I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard. http://tfl.nu/3vju

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(360): View more from Washington

Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

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(360): Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit. http://tfl.nu/9fav

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(819): View more from Quebec

I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.

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(819): I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex. http://tfl.nu/mg33

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(207): View more from Maine

HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.

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(207): HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health. http://tfl.nu/zxtp

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog

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Do u remember buying that

(732): View more from New Jersey

I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo

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(732): Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog (814): Do u remember buying that (732): I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo http://tfl.nu/x02b

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.

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(732): I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself. http://tfl.nu/uoqa

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(909): View more from California

I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire

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(909): I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire http://tfl.nu/2hlt

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