True but thats because hes a fetus.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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