I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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