you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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