But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i believe in u and ur pee
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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