I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
