One girl and one boy is just not enough.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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