I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
