Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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