I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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