if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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