found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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