so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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