So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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