absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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