she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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