He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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