Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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