How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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