is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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