I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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