So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sorry about my life...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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