Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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