it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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