Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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