Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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